Monday, May 21, 2012

Spank me please....

The title is a bit unusual....
well of course it is not because that I want to increase my traffic coz for some ppl will google like ...
spank me.. or whatever ......

or I have this special interest.. as some of the bloggers friend call me Mr. SM ..
they say that SM mean Simple Man... well it could bring a lot of confusion .. LOL..

anyway let get back to the topic....and here is the story...
As you know the now the weather was crazy hot.........
Now I got some rashes on my butt...
The first day was very itchy and I apply Mopidick (I bought in Hong Kong)..
which is very good for insect bite, rashes & etc...
it relief the itchiness.. but then it started to itch again when I go to work the next day.....
so kinda embarrass to scratch my butt all the time... LOL...

I thought of visit the Dr. to get some correct medicine for it...
Went to Mediviron, Seapark.. waited for a while.. then finally my turn.....
The doctor is a bit green (young)... I told him on my problems...

My company panel doctor
No need to pay .. just present the card..

First thing he asked me whether I have diabetes.... What? Did I hear wrongly?
He told me that Diabetes person will easy prone to skin problems & etc..
ask me whether my family got this diabetes history? and when is my last health check?

I did a the quick sugar level check .. and the result is negative.... what a relief...
Doctor gave me some medicine to apply ....

The medicine was kinda OK and it relieve the itchiness ... but again it came back the next morning...
As usual I call my mum during the night and talk with her on my problem..

She told me to apply Burnol .. oh ya .. why I don't think about that...
Burnol really good ..it is an antiseptic cream (good for cuts, burnt, rashes, insect bite & etc)..

I applied few times and it was cure...
Since it was Teacher's Day on 16/May...
my wife said that it could be that your butt is itchy because miss the CIKGU's rotan/spank...
So your butt is asking .. SPANK ME PLEASE......
She knows that I am a very naughty kid and always kena from the discipline teacher.... LOL... O.O"
Or she said... maybe because my office chair got kutu? ...... well she is good in brainstorming and could come out a lot potential causes...

Morale of this post -
Take care of your health . prevention is better than cure...
Start having exercise and eat healthy....
(I am cutting down on drinking, eat seafood & fatty stuff)
I am glad that I don't have diabetes.......

67 comments:

  1. wah.. such a naughty title for this post!! i saw in my blog roll and quickly come and see "what's happening", haha!!

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  2. so my question is, WHY RASHES ALL OVER YOUR BUTT?? what have you done?? :p

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  3. must be something naughty, hehehe.. or maybe you are allergic to something, and you didn't know that thing that triggers you??

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  4. thanks for recommending so many kinds of ailment ah.. hehehe, just in case *touch wood* i also kena butt rashes, perhaps can use them also..

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    1. Well give you all something to kick off the Monday blues away ma..
      Always talk about food, travel.. kinda sien right?
      You see when you saw the title on your blog list .. u quickly come....
      make u excited right ....or maybe that is your secret personal interest muahahahaha...
      I don't think I got allergy....
      Burnol really works wonder.. I suggest that you keep it..
      good for cut, burns, itchy..

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    2. hehehe, maybe you sat on somewhere that somebody else left "something" on the chair~~ :p

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  5. oh, butt rashes!! reminds me of those on baby's.. so why didn't you try those medicated baby powder??

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    1. SK, cannot use medicted baby powder la! That one is meant of baby tender skin. Our SM is a man, you know.

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    2. Lol! I hate skin rashes too. At one time I got a lot of rashes at my back and chest. Then I cannot wear anything "low" and "expose". I was so sick that time. Luckily a few doctor visits, and invested in a few ailments. It was cured now. Touch wood. Hot weather, the rashes may come back anytime, due to excession rashes.

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    3. SM ah! You have to wear a good boxer, i recommend you 100% cotton one, in order to provide you good air ventilation. I suspect your butt rash was due to excessive sweat over that place. Wash it with Dettol and see.

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    4. SM butt... oops SP butt's must be like a baby's butt ler. Because easy to get rashes. hehehe

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    5. Lina - I think so .. my butt is very delicate LOL..
      SY - wow low & expose... u so happening le...
      so which clubbing that you usually hang out in Taiping?
      I am wearing boxer all the time ..
      and it is 100% cotton and it is a very loose one (air ventilation)...

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    6. so delicate then maybe even 100% cotton also will bruise his butt.. better wear 100% silk~~ :D

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    7. Shaun, I am not happening at all one. The weather is so hot, of course I have to wear low a bit to give me good air ventilation, otherwise all the sweat get trapped there, later got rashes how? I don't go clubing at all one, i sleep before 11pm every night. I lead a very healthy lifestyle.

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    8. Ooooo actually I m like u...
      Last time I m a night man but now sleep at 11pm.. I gues u wake up very early...
      Have to prepare ur kids for school...

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  6. The title is very catchy~

    Let me recommend you, Drapolene cream - very good for rash (psst, my kids used it for diaper rash and it works like wonder) and very delicate, lol!

    The doctor a bit green, nevermind.... as long as not lady doctor, then you'll rugi, muahahaha!

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    1. okie .. next time I will try..
      yah le .. thank god that it is not a lady doctor.. paiseh le..

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  7. Eh, how come the comment goes into moderation again? I thought you deactivate the moderation function already? Scare ppl put obscene comments over here, is it? Kekekeke, who ask you to put such 'salty' title :p

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    1. Yalah... like this cannot immediately chit-chat with others who comment here. How to spam you like that? ;p

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  8. Shaun, today title is very hot. Love all your wife's funny thoughts. Hehehehe! You sure won't feel boring to have such humourouse life partner.

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    1. Wife naughty is good. *wink wink*

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    2. I am a very naughty wife. That's why my hubby sayang me. LOL

      How's this comment to match with your blog title? kekeke

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    3. SY - kekeke .. well let you get excited a bit mah...
      since everyone is monday blues .. c everyone is in good mood now....

      Lina - LOL... no wonder he let u keep the atm card le..
      next time i ask my wife to learn from you.... opps later i let her keep my atm card then how? cham....

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  9. Yup, I am cutting down on drinking too,hey bro,please come to Penang for the Penang Bridge Intenational Marathon lah,,,,,,,running is cool

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    1. I wish I can enter PBIM. Still trying to get hubby to go cuti-cuti Malaysia there so I can run on Penang Bridge. Boohoo

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    2. bro thanks for the invite..
      but I rather chill in my house.. my stamina is very bad now..
      the max I can run is about 5km.. that is .. I am flat .. a dead man..

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  10. The weather is indeed very hot! Some rain would be good.

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    1. i think it rain but just a few drops..
      and make it even worst...

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  11. yup, weather is bad nowadays.. I caught a 2 days migraine over the weekend, and it totally spoil the plans.. take care!

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    1. drink more water .. it helps a lot..
      I think I drank 5~6 cans of 100 plus..

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  12. I was a bit shocked when you mentioned ppl with diabetes easily got skin problems cos I also always get skin problems.
    But after that I recalled I just had medical check not long ago and I'm also negative LOL!

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    1. coz for diabetes they say that it is bit difficult to heal on small rashes..
      so I was suspected diabetes lo..

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  13. glad you were able to get fast relief from the skin problems.

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    1. thank you.. it was a big relief..
      It was really so itchy.. I am afraid that I over scratched it...

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  14. SM? why not SP? :P

    luck you got Klinik Mediveron nearby hahah, else the card would be useless

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    1. yah le .. but nowadays there are lot of mediviron clinic..
      anyway I still could able to claim the dr bill..

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  15. LOL

    I admit! I always call you SM! xD

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  16. Haiyoh! So naughty lah the title!

    No wonder I kept mistakenly call you SM! LOL

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    1. Lina - tengok le .. apa sudah terjadi.. aihhhhhhh...

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  17. I had a sprained hand and you got rashes, what's happening in the world? Everyone got some health problems, you have a naughty wife and she is compatible to you cos you are naughty too.

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  18. Ooh! Naughty title! Spank me! hehe

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  19. Oh good thing you did not have diabetes! Oh, so your mom's prescription is better than your doctor's? LOL!

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  20. Yes, yes, take good care of health. It is everything! Not even money can buy it! Nice post btw : )

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    1. foongpc - welcome.... well just a good kick start of the monday...
      Yup .. we need take good care of ourself ..
      somemore my engine already run more than 30 years old and there are no spare parts for it..
      Thanks for dropping by....

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  21. heheh, maybe a REAL spanking will help to cure the rashes :D
    but hope you get well very soon! or use it as a reason to take MC from work :D

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    1. MC? cannot le.
      later my boss laff at me.. butt itchy also need to take MC..
      then he really give me a real spanking.. then malu le .. kakaka

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  22. Oooo...SM wants to be spank? Hmmm...could be the 7-year itch? Hehehehehehe!!!!!

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  23. feel bit weird by your title, but after reading i understand. haha do your house still keep a rotan? maybe it will work. who knows. haha.

    Latest: Largest Pizza in Town

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    1. Rotan is my greatest enemy.....
      If I c one.. It will be gone case.... I really wonder how much my parents had spent?

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  24. Need to get a tube of Burnol, I got a lot of mosquito bites, hehehe ..

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    1. I m no kidding.. Burnol really good..
      I got 2 tubes in my house....... Esp.. Like u 100% full time house wife ...
      It will comes in handy if u got minor cut or minor burn....

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  25. Your wife is so funny. She is indeed can think many things that out of the box. She can even link the itchy of ur butt to Teacher's Day. Great one! So how is it now? feeling much better? Do take care

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    1. Hehe... It ok now...without getting spank...
      We do joke around n tease each other.. But d Rotan thing is. No kidding..
      My mum use to tell all my frens abt it....

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    1. Thanks....
      Next time shall try it....or mayb next teacher day... Lol..

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  27. Sometimes, we blame something on anything that happenes to us, like you and your wife blaming it from kutu in your chair, but ah, (I have to whisper) did she mention also that maybe you got all that rashes because she spank you? lol

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  28. I can understand how embarrassing it can be scratching that part of the body esp when people are around. Glad that its over now and at least your wife knows how to pump in some humour in life.

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  29. Does anyone suggest petroleum jelly already? that's what they use on baby's butt before putting diaper to prevent rashes. You were talking about prevention, right?

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  30. Yeer.... office chair got kutu. Like that oso ur wife can think! Haha... The weather is indeed crazily hot these days. Sigh..

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  31. Gosh! That kinky title:P

    I had a few scares about being diabetic when I was hospitalised last year. Turned out I was fine.

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  32. Diabetic? Gosh i wonder how serious is ur skin that the dr wanted u to do the test

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