Thursday, November 8, 2012

3 Men and A Lady...

Yesterday my colleague wanted to CRABS...
so we went to Fei Loh Hai (Fatty Crab) at Taman Megah...

The combination was rather odd (3 men and 1 lady)
2 men - twenties and 1 men & A lady - thirties..

It is not about this movie.. read on..

Of course we eat lots of CRABS & PRAWNS... as usual..
after the meal we just stay for awhile and chat....not those working matters but just normal stupid topics..

The main topic is about FEMALE...
all of use just keep on looking at the female customers over there..
by the way.. just my observation.. there are lots of beautiful girls eating at Fatty Crab..
those comments are like .. the girls looks beautiful but a bit fat, nice body but the face is just average and so on..
My female colleague also comments and discuss the same things as well....

Then we came to a good topic... Single Female & Male...
This female colleague told us that..
once a girl get into thirties.. it will be hard for them to get a married...
We (men) just look at her and ask her why..

She explained..
Man in 20s will look for girl in 20s
Man in 30s look for girl in 20s
Man in 40s also look for girl in 20s...
so there are really less demand for Female that are in 30s and above....

She told us that now it is difference compare to the olden days..
last time a guy will cheat a girl to go to bed with him and then he could get her to married her..
but now it is difference and it is the the other way around.... lol

She got 3 sons and she told us that now there are more female ratio compare to male...
When her sons grow up she will advise them to wear 2 pants when they want to go out..
this is to prevent them to be rape by the over ratio of female population..

All of us burst in laughter...

Well this post is not to say bad about female but just some stupid nonsense that we (colleagues) to talk after a stressful day at work...
Nothing against female..  :)

Have a nice day...




71 comments:

  1. Why you so bad one? You kena tricked to go to bed by your Fui Fui is it? Then she proposed to you?

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    1. SP is always so bad, later Annay should screw him .

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    2. Yeah lo SP eat Haaaii so often until talk like sohaiiii!!

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    3. hahaha must be like that lah.. rice already cooked into porridge~~ :D

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  2. SP, you die! You are talking about our Annay. Annay has young pretty wife. Heheheh!

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    1. Kakakakakakaka Yannie also could guess it! Age doesn't matter lah. It is just 4D numbers. Size also doesn't matter la. Can borrow Lina's Doramoen.

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    2. yalah, age is not problem, weight is not pressure, height is not distance.. as long as they love each other then who cares??

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    3. What about length, SK? Hehehehehe!!!!!

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  3. Hahaha... silly conversation you had there, while makan crabs. Not hairy crabs ke? ;p

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    1. Those people who go to eat there tend to get drunk with crabs and talked craps! Look at SP cukup la.

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    2. maybe those silly conversations are just normal conversations to those who always like to talk cock~~ :D

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  4. I guess old hacks will go for ladies at age 30s. For eg. I am 30s (late 30s la!), when I go to gym, so many uncles let me use their machines. Ahem! Before they let use, they wipe the machine clean then offer it to me, ahem!

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    1. Ahem, ahem, I also remember one nice gentleman offered me the last piece of kueh at the stall. 30s still rock leh~

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    2. Mai jao hai, women above 30s, are more sensual, mature, experienced and can simply put all SYT in their pockets. You know? Ahem ahem ahem!

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    3. My sister is a good case of old bimbo. Divorced at 40s still got ppl tackled her including Lau Kar Ling's god brother. In the end she chose European sausage.

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    4. Rich people, big catch mah... Sure lots of people want one!

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    5. You are even bigger catch! My sister is penniless lah!

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    6. Then TM's sister must be prettier and hotter and sexier than Lau Kar Ling!!

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    7. hahahaha, we can see that this hot mama Mak Yannie is such a Uncle Killer!! then she never has to queue up for her turn to use the machines, automatically got people let her use.. how nice!!

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  5. Wah~~ all the HHBC ladies came out already! This topic attracts all the bulu to come. Where's meow?

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    1. All HHBC ladies are above 30s, Ahem Chai. You are 30s, you should whatapp with 20s bimbos. Why you every night whataspp we aunties in HHBC?

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    2. Kakakaka! Yannie no more sayang you, boohoo!

      *you already know women are all small gas.

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    3. Honestly he is quite strange and weird one. He wanted to watsap you all so badly earlier on but used other tactic. He got me in first then I intro SK. Suddenly he demanded SK to add you all instantly. SK terkejut and busy but SP harass him until all the heavenly flowers appeared into watsap. He loves your attention and pat on his head.

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    4. HHBC is High & Hot Bankers Club... You want to join? I can email you the membership forms.

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    5. lol la! Annay. You don't kid Genskie la!

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    6. yalor, HHBC is not High & Hot Bankers Club.. those in the HHBC circle should know what it means~~ :D

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  6. Tell your ladies friend, don't worry la! I have 2 pretty daughters here. By the way, your ladies friend rich ah?

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    1. Your friend's sons very handsome ka?

      If wanna wear 2 underwears, at least must be as handsome as Steve Yap. Not all Tom, Dick and Harry will kena raped by ladies. If not handsome, must be filthy bloody rich!

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    2. If your lady friend's sons are not handsome, at least must be rich like Dato Lee CW, owns 3 sport cars, then probably will get raped by girls. Otherwise, she must be joking and look very up her own sons.

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    3. Aiyah... we mommies all think our son good one! LOL

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    4. That mother eats crabs so often like SP sure the sons blood all itchy bawah and kencang like SP. your daughters might get pregnant every year and Yannie will be grandma with 12 grandsons! Kakakakakakaka

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    5. TM, you don't make me faint.

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  7. SP, ".....the girls looks beautiful but a bit fat, nice body but the face is just average and so on...." normal la!

    Wei! Your good in criticizing women eh! We women also same wert! We would also secretly discuss about guys and condemn them like hell, if they look horrible.

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    1. Yan,
      Yalah... we also very good condemning men.

      Muka handsome also no use if batang kecik! *adoi*

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    2. lina, how will you know his size? By looking at their height kah?

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    3. I have to hide behind SP when meet the Taiping critics!! Kena sapu with foundation first.

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    4. No worries la! Annay, you look handsome wert!

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    5. Errrrrmmm! Tenkiu...! I am so ah pek liao!

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  8. I thought you would show the Fatty Crabs pictures! hehehe... but ended up "crapping" about females.. femails.. whatever.. LOL..

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  9. heheh, you have funny colleagues with a great sense of humour :D

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  10. I dare not gossip about people's looks. I so scared of cause and effects one. Nanti my face kedut and body turn fat pula. SP always call STP big old fart. And that big old fart still sayang him and contacted SP alone when reached KL. After that blame me and SK heartless! Maybe his nickname is suitable lah! Kakakakakakaka

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    1. Cilaka you, sell my name!!! What I sayang SP? Tsk! Tsk!

      SP was the only one who forwarded his handphone number to me. You never sent me yours...SK also so scared I would get hold of his number...so I only contacted SP, asked me to contact you and SK lor...and arrange for ALL OF US to meet. You two tarek harga, did not want to show up, what to do?

      Now, I have SK's number. Tipu-ed him, that day asked him to sms me if he got the things I sent him...and he did!!!! Hehehehehehe!!!! Fell right into teh trap...and now I have his number.

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  11. Ha! Funny reasoning. What about all of those cougars out there who only go after younger males? :-)

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  12. Ya! Ya! Very true!!! More females than males now...and female proposing or give ultimatum to male to marry her, very common these days!

    Nowadays, you all noticed or not...females all aggressive one, out-going...and males all lemah lembut, so gentle one, the skin so fair and smooth. All the mothers' fault lah! So sayang the sons, so protective...till they all turn out like that. And most of the time, with overbearing mums, the sons don;t like girls...

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  13. So girls 30 and above,nobody wants already lah? That's why they are called "Miss" as in "MISS the boat"... LOL!!!!

    Now, I think can change the practice - want to marry, the girl must pay dowry to the guy. I think Indians do that, right or not?

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  14. Your female colleague are so funny. Asked the son to wear 2 pants to avoid being raped by the over ratio of female. Damn so funny.

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  15. well, when guys and gals meet, they could be very humorous in various topics.

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  16. Haha! Silly conversations indeed! And I thought it's all about Fatty Crab!

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  17. HAHAHAHAHHA that's a funny meal conversation :P btw, I miss Fatty Crab!!! Can't wait to eat it sooonn!

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  18. The movie poster reminds me of SP, TM and SK...and Lina? LOL!!!

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  19. LOL! guess I can't totally not agree with your female friend's comment!! Me also 'tip mai sum sui sip jou la'! :p

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  20. Wey....those man that keep looking for age 20s girls...are usually rich and loaded wan lor...
    If no money you think a sweet young gal will go for an empty pocket uncle meh? That's reality... =p

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    1. AGREE!!!

      That's why I say, either the men must be filthy rich or drop dead handsome. Otherwise the SYTs won't bother to entertain them. Puuiitt!

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    2. TM can qualify for the 1st category, SP & SK...ummmm....ummmm....no chance lah! LOL!!!

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  21. hmm...nice chat by the way, I find it rather funny even though I am in my 20s and is still legally single :)

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  22. Certainly I am pondering over your sharing. Funny but some trues inside.

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  23. hahaha what a funny conversation! have a good weekend.. :D

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  24. Wah!! So enjoy! Eat crab & talk crap! hahaha~~

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  25. Hi SP, sorry for not leaving comment in your blog recently, had been in a low mood, by the way I agree with your female friend's comment, about guys looking for girls in their 20s.

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  26. interesting piece of advise by your friend:P

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  27. if men are over populated by women, then, there will be no women in 30s single :)

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    1. agree.. so we must ensure all birth are male.. lol

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